Media Stumped On How To Handle Missing Mixed-Race Woman

The Onion is so right about everything always.

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wryan:

etourderie:

Someone give me a how-to guide for non-awkwardly giving a guy your number within the next 10 minutes GO

oh my god I am saving this for next time

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I forgot that it’s really easy to give Berklee guys my number because once they hear me sightread on piano or find out I play oboe they’re like, “Oh, I could totally use you for gigs” and then I just have to be like, “So do you want my number?” and they’ll be like “Yeah, for sure”

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guys this was not helpful

guys this was not helpful

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Someone give me a how-to guide for non-awkwardly giving a guy your number within the next 10 minutes GO

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guys I’m so happy because up until today the only shoes I had to wear in the fall were (a) Converses and (b) these black boots I bought last year that have a really high heel that I don’t feel like dealing with when I have to walk like at least two miles a day, but I went shopping with my mom and now I have nice boots and casual boots and clogs and yaaaay everything is better (this is the first time I’ve gotten a bunch of nice new shoes since high school so FUCKING FINALLY)

the next step is finally ridding my closet of all the clothes I’ve owned since I was 16

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skittles-and-cyanide:

lokistimetravelingsassbutt:

also, wednesday has been canceled due to scheduling errors.

And now, the weather.

[waitin for the bus in the rain in the rain wait waitin for the bus in the rain]

falcaomagistral:

skittles-and-cyanide:

lokistimetravelingsassbutt:

also, wednesday has been canceled due to scheduling errors.

And now, the weather.

[waitin for the bus in the rain in the rain wait waitin for the bus in the rain]

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I was drawn to you in ways I can’t explain
I fought like crazy but I couldn’t stay away
piled on expectations and lots of blame
like we couldn’t do it any other way

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vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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