Time for a fun game of Find the Sexist Headline!
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
Props to Laurie Santos for recognizing me from one of my visits to Yale four years ago. That’s impressive.
I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.
So you don’t believe women exist?
Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.
Somebody get him some ice.
you will never experience the full potential of emojis until you are friends with pioverzerosquared.
The other girl—woman?—in the locker room seems like a more serious swimmer than I am; she even has a bag full of swimming accessories. When we go out to the pool deck, I choose one of the fast lanes and she chooses a medium one, which makes me feel like I should move because it’s unlikely someone who seems that serious is slower than I am, although you never know, I guess. One of the lifeguards is pacing at the opposite end of the pool. I feel like he wants to stop me from getting into my lane, but maybe he’s just bored. I hope he goes away by the time I get to that end. No one is on the treadmills upstairs yet.
So somehow I’m at the point now at which I use practicing oboe as a way to put off doing readings. Oh, how things have changed.