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"I just want to make crazy science with you in our new lab"

okay

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this fucking asshole judge is annoyed at this one chef for putting fried catfish skins in her soup. everything else she’s done has been great and he’s just like, “but the fried catfish skins!” SHUT UP

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"I don’t know why things happened the way they did." Uh, I have a few ideas…

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I think one of these judges has a crush on one of the contestants and it’s pissing me off because he’s totally unfairly biased against the other female contestant

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"I am not in a relationship, but whether my personal life is doing well or doing poorly, I always have cooking. It sustains me." I feel you, girl.

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"Ahh, soda and fish and cheese, all together, finally at last" I like this show a lot already.

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GOD DOES NOT CARE WHETHER YOU WIN CHOPPED

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Me: http://www.vox.com/2014/7/25/5884435/wedding-planning-tips-from-economics
EK: best tip: don't have a wedding.
Me: nooooo but I need to have a wedding registry!!
EK: you can have that without a wedding....
Me: I guess. I probably don't have to worry about this for like another 20 years anyway; I'm too afraid of commitment.
EK: commitment is terrifying. we should come up with a catchy way of saying that and turn it into a bumper sticker.
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The Most Important Advice You’ll Ever Receive

hothotphone:

  • Seize the day, but take a long time to think about the ramifications of your actions.
  • Work as hard as you possibly can. Listen to your body, but ultimately ignore what it has to say. Push yourself past your physical limits.
  • Put your friends first, but be your own #1.
  • Surround yourself…

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